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I SAID THIS MAN WASTES NO TIME AND WE RESPECT THE WORK ETHIC. He lied about his name, profession, history and lifestyle in order to suit Jolie's needs, and so they married a month later. After he jacked off to her on the tv, he found, stalked and started dating her. Oh yes, I forgot to mention they are married now. Unwillingly because Evan bugged her therapy session, the cute lil hubby that he is. Jolie just unwillingly let a monster out of its cage.

I MARRIED MY STALKER MEMES HOW TO

I don’t know how to tell him I liked it and that I want more.” “The first night Christopher and I were…intimate…he called himself Daddy. Pros: can handle a woman at her worst as well as her best🤡Ĭons: Disinfect the tv screen right now😭 Jolie: scared, traumatised, worst day of her life, swarmed by media, overwhelmed, has no idea wtf is going on. “Jolie,” I choke, dragging the head of my erection over her face. Letting her see the last cock she’ll ever have between her legs. I have to unzip, have to stroke myself, standing on shaky legs and showing it to her.

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My man just stared unblinkingly at the TV for a full fucking minute before dashing his ass to the screen and going:Ĭons: he needs to take care of his eyesight better, who raised this man? Inches from the screen of the motel room television. Without registering my own movements, I find myself on my knees. I’m cleaning my Glock after tonight’s hit when I see her face on the news.Ī full minute passes before I remember to breathe.

As his eyes met hers through the TV our hero obviously wasted NO TIME. She is a survivor of a kidnapping done by her psychotic coworker. It all starts when Evan, a professional hitman, sees Jolie on the news. 🛑 MAJOR SPOILERS - I basically lay out the whole book for you🛑 Honestly, some may call JK heroes psychotic, obsessive, insane, predatory and lowkey pedophilic.and I'm here to tell you that you are absolutely right.īUT THE DEDICATION THOUGH? The earthquaking ferocity of their stamina and enthusiasm? I just wanted to say that and apologise in advance *again* ha-ha. The long, annoying, lazy, 50% memes 50% quotes and 0% any intelligent thought type of review. This is going to be one of those reviews.

I married my stalker memes